likeapaintingofsorrow:

Dorian: That would go against my moral compass.

Basil: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel, Dorian.

thirduncle:

Dorian: *shows Basil his corrupt portrait*

Basil:

doriangray:

op literally became ridiculously attracted to himself after his friend drew a portrait of him and then proceeded to become immortalised through the painting, leading a life of hedonism, murder and debauchery but go off i guess

kickin-jeans:

ayatollahkhomeiniofficial:

I’ve come to the conclusion that none of you fear god

me addressing the huge fucking geese sleeping and shitting in front of the entrance to my college

hustlerose:

in this essay, i will explode

prehistories:

if there’s one thing to be thankful for its that tumblr has no group chat function it’s either a one-on-one faceoff in an alleyway or you’re outside on ur porch w a megaphone

gaypussyretard:

ralisedarys:

ralisedarys:

happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

we are off to a GREAT start

cool-eevee:

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

i wonder how many “hey guys are super hot no homo tho hahaha” type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was talked about more often and not like… ignored and forgotten about

Op please change your url